- Almost start crying at the tire shop after seeing an On-Star commercial
- Want to eat hot dogs for at least one meal a day every day (after cringing at the thought of them literally all my life)
- Get mad at my husband when he goes to serve me green beans and tell him, "I can serve myself, I'm not a child," and then we both laugh uncontrollably
- Go from vacuuming a few times a day to once every few days (or weeks)
- Start looking forward to my toddler's naps so I can nap too
- Don't want to think about preparing or even eating food
- Spend a little time almost every day "worshipping" the "porcelain god"
- Begin to consider buying stock in Canada Dry Ginger Ale
- Spend a lot of time looking at my toddler's baby pictures to remind myself that it's all worth it
- Eat a lot of refried beans and cheese (sometimes on a tostada or tortilla, sometimes not)
I just might be...
Ok, let's rephrase that...
I AM pregnant.
(Yes, you've just been informed. Oh, and we're 12 weeks along.)